Top 10 Things You Really Don't Wanna Hear When A Street Protest Meet The Boys In Red

I just returned from the Police Headquarters opposite Pudu Jail to take in an impression of the gathering supporters of Parti Keadilan Rakyat showing solidarity with Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim, who was was arrested earlier today by the cops. You can read about it here, here, and here at Malaysiakini. Check out also the following links as well; Haris Ibrahim of The People's Parliament who was there to check the scene out, Jed Yoong who noted the markets reaction towards this political hot potato, and finally Ahiruddin Attan of Rocky's Bru, who I believe is of the opinion that balaclavas are a fashion faux-pas. I think.

As for me, would you just believe it, I sent my camera for a check-up last week and would only be able collect it back next Monday. Just my dumb luck. There I was camera-less and I couldn't even do a Clint-Eastwood-Madison-County look to impress the female reporters there. Just great. Anyway, I did meet someone there who did find my punchlines funny (finally, some respect!) So Miss Ashley, if you are reading this, this one's for you. Hope you like it.

Top 10 Things You Really Don't Wanna Hear When A Street Protest Meet The Boys In Red...

10. "Hey, bubba! Watch this!"

09. FRU Officer to another : "Ya mean we missed breakfast just for this crap?!"

08. "I'm gonna assault the officer's fist with my face. You just watch me!"

07. 'The Ride of the Valkyries' blaring out from the FRU truck.

06. Guy at the back : "I've heard of Bloody Marys. But Molotovs?"

05. "Is that a truncheon in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?"

04. FRU Officer to another : "I'm gonna miss my daughter's first birthday..."

03. "What's that umbrella for?"

02. You : "What the heck? Where did everybody go? [Pause] Aye Caramba..."

And When The Boys In Red Meet A Street Protest, The Last Thing You Wanna Hear Is...

01. "INCOMING!"